Having had maybe just a few too many of those "celebrity cocktails" before venturing out the annual celebration (tip: NEVER mix a Mae West Martini with a Valentino Blood and Sand), I found myself trapped in Theda Bara's closet! Was it real or did I actually wear these to a New Year's Eve party?
|This seemed a demure choice, |
but there were so many more to investigate!
|I found this a tad too fussy..... |
especially since I was taking the bus to the party.
|This was actually my favorite, but I kept tripping |
over the feathers and never made it down the stairs.
|No wonder I got so many text |
messages from strangers!
|I seem to remember dancing |
to "Walk Like an Egyptian".....
|Um...does that look like I am |
wearing a toilet bowl on my head?
|This one gave me an even bigger headache.|
By all accounts, I was a hit at the party!
|Feeling a bit like Liz Taylor in "Butterfield 8." |
Waking up and saying "Where the hell am I?"