Dreaming of... Theda Bara's Closet

Having had maybe just a few too many of those "celebrity cocktails" before venturing out the annual celebration (tip: NEVER mix a Mae West Martini with a Valentino Blood and Sand), I found myself trapped in Theda Bara's closet! Was it real or did I actually wear these to a New Year's Eve party?

This seemed a demure choice,
but there were so many more to investigate!

I found this a tad too fussy.....
especially since I was taking the bus to the party.

This was actually my favorite, but I kept tripping
over the feathers and never made it down the stairs.

No wonder I got so many text
messages from strangers!

I seem to remember dancing
to "Walk Like an Egyptian".....

Um...does that look like I am
wearing a toilet bowl on my head?

This one gave me an even bigger headache.

By all accounts, I was a hit at the party!

Feeling a bit like Liz Taylor in "Butterfield 8."
Waking up and saying "Where the hell am I?"

By all accounts, it was a swinging party, but, man, does my head hurt!