Dreaming of... The Parent Trap

This is the very first movie I ever wanted to be "in." 

Mainly, I wanted to speak like Hayley Mills.

Suddenly, I became "veddy" British. After all, if Hayley's mother could live in Boston and speak with an American accent,

and her dad could live in California and speak with an American accent,

then, it stands to reason that the product of an American woman crossed with an American man (that would be me) could speak like a Brit.

I was also mesmerized by Hayley's hair,

her cute little nose and, most of all

her name. Hayley. It was magical! I truly wanted to change my name to Hayley. Why couldn't my mom give me a cool name like that?

And ever after,I never stopped dreaming and still haven't to this day, of the wonderful role-model-teen-ager of my time, the fabulous Hayley Mills.

But, one more thing....

In my dreams, the child protective services were called and the twin's parents were locked up and put in jail for being total jerks. I mean, really, what parents keep siblings apart for their entire lives like 2 sides to an oreo cookie? 

The real "Parent Trap" for those 2 doo doo birds.